Who comes up with questions like these? How about: Some of us never had to do anything embarrassing to get anyone’s attention, much less that of a guy’s?
Food for thought hor.
Even if I had done something embarrassing to get a guy’s attention, I’d be loony to share it with you. It’s like trying to get YOUR attention by telling you the most embarrassing thing I’VE DONE to get a guy’s attention. Sad.
It’s embarrassing. So why would I wanna hop around and exclaim ‘Hey I did this!!! Haha!” Unless of course you think that what you’ve done is more amusing than embarrassing.
That said, I’ve had some attention from guys by doing things I hadn’t meant to do.
Embarrassing things.
I loved playing it cool – especially when a cute guy is around me. I’d act like he wasn’t there but would make sure I looked good and not laugh too loudly at ALL TIMES.
This one time I had to emcee for a pretty posh fashion event. Was at backstage with all the models. Scanned the room and taa-dah! Eye candy in the form of MANHUNT winner Jon Johnson! OMFG!
As usual, I pretended I didn’t care and did my own things. (lucky me) The Show producer sashayed over with Jon in tow and said: “ Ros, I’d like you to meet the hottest bod to hit town. This is Jon.” And to Jon: “This is Ros our emcee. If you’re nice enough to her, she’ll let you go on her radio show.”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did he expect Jon to do? Get down on his knees and kiss my feet?!
Anyway, Jon being the charmer that he was, gave me a peck on my cheek. That was it!
I tried to be funny. Tried too hard. “Oh you’re that model guy with brains!”, I blurted. I didn’t stop there. Dunno what possessed me but I broke into laughter immediately after.
Along with the laughing came something very sticky – I laughed so violently that I ejaculated snot from my nose. Thank god the ejaculation wasn’t strong that it hit Jon’s face.
Cuz if it did, I’d have died there and then on the spot.
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