I don't ever do things to get a guy's attention. It has always been the other way round, because I am THAT HOT AND SEXY!
Yeah right.
But I'm perhaps not the right person to get advice on this topic for, if you are looking for advice anyway, because before my current boyfriend (who is soooooo cute, well I think he is anyway, he has like these puppy eyes, super small ears and dimples and smells like pheramones), I had a drought of boyfriends for 4 years.
FOUR YEARS! Boyfriend-less!
Would always get wildly infatuated by jerks and then end up being, well, intimate with no exchange of commitment.
GRRRRR! Those were bad times! So obviously the "attention-seeking" antics with these guys didn't work, and they went ahead to get attached to other seemingly mediocre girls, I don't know why. Think it's a curse!
I think the most embarrassing of all was when I was in Primary school, and I liked this fellow called Eric Lee!
He was showing little signs of interest in me, and during those days, everyone had to take the same bus home.
He went on the upper deck with his guy friends, and I followed with my girlies, and he was already seated when I reached the aisle.
As it is, I already was balancing precariously, but I still chose to smile and wave at him....
and BAM! the bus swerved to one side and I fell in a totally tak glam way forwards, till my face hit the dusty floor. Damn you, SBS!
I can still remember the look on Eric's stupid face, giving me the classic "Are you ok?" look. I wanted him to give me the "Man you are hot!" look, not the "are you ok?" look!
Embarrassing encounter 2: I wrote a super long love letter to a guy in my polytechnic when he was among all his friends (who obviously sniggered), only to realise years later he is gay... How sad, sad, sad!
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